Dr Pepper for MEN
AXE shampoo for MEN
Hair care for ANTS
Body wash for SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES
Toothpaste for INVASIVE GRASS
Mouthwash for THEORETICAL ELEMENTS
Face wash for METALLIC HYDROGEN
Shower gel for THE CREMATED REMAINS OF LOVED ONES
Stuff I like (all)
Don’t feel for the poor, they are cheap
Indulge in your boastful feature, your boastful feature
I find despair in your boastful features
my house will be for all people who have nowhere else to go
Last night’s date was very, very good. Very.
some days I wish my prefrontal cortex was more developed
I could just focus and conquer my addictions and I would do all the things
but that is...
Okay. Okay. I am on a train to Boston. This is alien and mystifying but now that my sedatives are kicking in and some of the anticipatory anxiety...
I have met programmers that can fit a lot of shit in their heads. I have learned I do not want to work with them. Most of the time they lean on this...
I Did Not Mean To Click That Link
Oh My God Why Are There So Many Pop Ups
I Don’t Think This Is...